There is no joy to be found in a salad. I mean have you ever been like “I’m so excited to eat this salad!”? No, you just eat it and try not to cry when you think about the much better food you could be eating.


There is no joy to be found in a salad. I mean have you ever been like “I’m so excited to eat this salad!”? No, you just eat it and try not to cry when you think about the much better food you could be eating.

my daily salad for lunch (it has cubes of turkey…that I cut up!)…but then again I sit there wondering how long I should...
the… “I don’t know what kind of salad it is, I’m eating a salad, okay? I’m doing it, do I have to know
Not so with Caesar salads. I gahddamn love Caesar salads.
mean, no. I get way...a salad when I put all...goodies on...
This is how I feel about salad.
says someone who’s never eaten one of my butter lettuce shrimp salads with homemade Catalina dressing, honey drizzled...