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my name is Shannon, I’m a Women's and Gender Studies major, and a recreational reblogger



Eating a salad is the most depressing thing in this world.

kiamatthews:

There is no joy to be found in a salad. I mean have you ever been like “I’m so excited to eat this salad!”? No, you just eat it and try not to cry when you think about the much better food you could be eating.

11:44 am, reblogged by shannator62
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  1. nechamaelle reblogged this from kiamatthews and added:
    my daily salad for lunch (it has cubes of turkey…that I cut up!)…but then again I sit there wondering how long I should...
  2. irelyonmine said: There are a few salads that I like, but I am never excited. I also dislike salads as meals.
  3. camoon reblogged this from warrennotg
  4. jennaywithan-i reblogged this from warrennotg and added:
    the… “I don’t know what kind of salad it is, I’m eating a salad, okay? I’m doing it, do I have to know
  5. extrapickles said: i dunno— salads with bacon, olives, blue cheese chunks and ranch dressing are pretty bomb..
  6. nthrnrn reblogged this from andydoesit and added:
    Not so with Caesar salads. I gahddamn love Caesar salads.
  7. warrennotg reblogged this from kiamatthews and added:
    mean, no. I get way...a salad when I put all...goodies on...
  8. spramped reblogged this from andydoesit and added:
    This is how I feel about salad.
  9. jocelynm reblogged this from andydoesit
  10. andydoesit reblogged this from kiamatthews
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  12. osolage reblogged this from kiamatthews and added:
    says someone who’s never eaten one of my butter lettuce shrimp salads with homemade Catalina dressing, honey drizzled...
  13. senilegenius reblogged this from kiamatthews
  14. fuckyeahbeetleborgserotica said: I’ve been excited about salads so many times. One time I made a salad of spinach and peaches and poppyseed dressing. Try not being excited! Also: taco salad.
  15. thatshitwrong reblogged this from kiamatthews
  16. shannator reblogged this from kiamatthews
  17. andkatesays said: It’s even more depressing for those people that refuse to use dressing. Any time I eat salad I drown that lettuce into submission with way too much ranch.
  18. gurrlplz said: you havent eaten the right salad yet
  19. thewordunheard said: I find joy in salad when it’s the right kind of salad, i.e. giant blocks of cheese and/or meat with some vegetables for decoration.